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laughcentre:

oceanmaster:



THIS IS THE CUTEST MOTHER FUCKING THING ON THIS SITE I WANT TO CRY
externalrespiration:

uncomfortableheterosexualperson:

in Ireland you’re not even allowed to look at alcohol on Good Friday, let alone buy it. Dirty heathens.

sometimes i forget how catholic this country is

xld:

I need a hug or 6 shots of vodka

(via making-lovefaces)

woodmeat:

dickgripper:

when youre running what do your cock and balls do? do they just flap against your thighs or

my dick becomes rock hard to steer my body using wind currents, almost like a sail and said wind causes my scrotum to tighten close to my body for maximum speed

(via rapi)

foxnewsofficial:

why do porn websites have a +1 button i don’t want everyone to know i actually use google plus

(Source: foxnewsofficial, via lolwithkimbo)

kenzihale:

Sometimes I forget how old Buffy is and then I see a laptop.

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(via lolwithkimbo)

arrafrost:

indecentdrawer:

if someone is mean to you, don’t be mean back. talk to them, get to know them, be good friends, find out all the kinds of books/movies/tv series they love

then spoil it

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(via lolwithkimbo)

daftpunkforcutie:

what the fuck this turtle has like no games on it