in 4th grade we were making clay pots in art and our teacher kept saying “make them thinner! those are too thick they won’t work” so we made them thinner and when she put then in the kiln they all exploded and she told us it was our fault because we made them too thin and if that doesn’t describe the school system i don’t know what does
Ellen’s got some tips to warm up if you’re somewhere freezing. They’re called, “Ellen’s Hot Tips If You’re Somewhere Freezing and You Need to Warm Up.”
My dad just sent me an email with baseball pitching lessons like “look, you could become a pitcher!” but little does he know that I am already a pitcher and a catcher
I saw this cute girl at a coffee shop sitting all alone and I came up to her and asked her what she was drinking she told me “That’s none of your business” bitch I was trying to be fucking romantic and find love at a coffee shop
Fuck you and your fucking coffee
masturbate?? more like celebrate!! living a pure n holy life!!